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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


Old Saw -




DR. SHELDON COOPER -




THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by angus90

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


TECH SAVY SENIORS -


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm

GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by house

Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


Old Players -




SEND LINK - a helping option in firefox


TAGS: videogames zelda
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by vishal

Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:24 pm
If that site is for real...... players from Nintendo will be hit that **** all day.
Jonthan - April 13, 2009, 9:14 pm
im goin to that website i see there
Drrrr - March 31, 2009, 11:55 am
A true Motifaker knows that it's AMSOME... not awesome!
Surri - December 30, 2008, 9:27 am
Haha thats awesome :P


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


A SERIOUS SCAM -


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
hahaha...very funny


LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am
great


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CHILDPROOFING -




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them


TAGS: old people eddings funerals poke
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - February 13, 2012, 2:23 pm
aaand fav'd
motinet - February 4, 2012, 9:42 am

LOL - brilliant!
Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:07 pm

lol5...i gotta try that
Budog - September 20, 2011, 3:25 pm
My lesbian sister-in-law loves this one... LOL
mariand - September 20, 2011, 10:08 am
LOL...dude, it's only me who notice a lack of respect for the elder5?


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!


TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by DarthKauloz

D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention


TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.


TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by bofthree

Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
Nice!
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by north star

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


1st Date -




NEW GENERATIONS -


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am
Excellent!


PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm

nice


FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




IMAGINE WORLD PEAS -


TAGS: world
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by OTC

Kilted - April 19, 2012, 2:13 pm
"but Homer how do you get world Peace?" "With a knife" "Yes at the end of a bayonet. I like the way you think Homer."
ughomer - April 19, 2012, 11:32 am
At least this poster is not CORNY.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:50 am

ok...the title should have been broken for text but overall...i like this. deserves better than the scores it got.


AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by chase3597

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


BROKEN LEG -


TAGS: told the doctor
Rating: 4.51/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D
Airman - April 3, 2012, 4:45 pm
no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:23 pm
I know of 'rimfire' and 'being sh**'... are you referring to the break?
Airman - April 3, 2012, 2:55 pm
rim sh**


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.


TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to ph**ochopped because that's our ph**oshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to ph**ochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site ph**ochopped.org


THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

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RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE -


TAGS: dwarves old age
Rating: 3.36/5

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Phage - January 7, 2009, 7:41 pm
I'm quite partial to Nappy....
Cubbybear - January 7, 2009, 7:25 pm
My new motto..."never trust a fart"
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 3:19 pm
Dibs on Squinty!
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:04 pm
Dibs on Farty!
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:14 am
Congratulations, Ron! You are one of the few who spells it correctly. The Disney folks spell it, "Dwarfs." Canadians don't spell "Maple LEAVES" correctly, either.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


BUST A MOVE - Dance like the world is watching and you do not care.


TAGS: elaine seinfeld
Rating: 3.94/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
Burst. Bust is colloquial.


TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES -


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.44/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm
Ew.


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


white boy autopsy -


TAGS: wild cherry
Rating: 4.68/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 7:28 am
Coffee on keyboard...now, I have that stuck in my head. 5'd and faved!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD


TAGS: child s*d word kind
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
If you had cropped the ph**o to remove the jar you could have reached a new level of yuck.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:35 pm
Don't let Canada's dog anywhere near this kid right now!!!


IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




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